Make Money By Being a Jew

It's true! Jews can make up to $50,000, that's 50 THOUSAND dollars, JUST FOR BEING JEWISH.

The downside is they have to move to Hell....err, Alabama, and survive living there for five years before they can collect the money.

Per the Associated Press, via Yahoo news:

"DOTHAN, Ala. - Larry Blumberg is looking for a few good Jews to move to his corner of the Bible Belt. Blumberg is chairman of an organization offering Jewish families as much as $50,000 to relocate to Dothan, an overwhelmingly Christian town of 58,000 that calls itself the Peanut Capital of the World. Get involved at Temple Emanu-El and stay at least five years, the group's leaders say, and the money doesn't have to be repaid. "

Perhaps not surprisingly,

"Trying to lure Jewish families to a quiet Southern town in a state with a reputation for hard-right politics and racial intolerance might be difficult. About 20 Jewish families have sought information about Dothan, though none has made the move."

Still, you'd think this would cap it off and flood the place with Jews:

"Little things are big here: The city boasts what it calls the world's smallest city block, a triangular traffic island near the civic center."

"Peanut Capital of the World", home of the "World's Smallest Block", AND $50,000. I'm surprised Alabama isn't being flooded with greedy Rednecks claiming to be Jews. Maybe they use Jewish dogs to sniff out the real Jews from the pretenders. It's not like they don't have plenty of redneck smell there already to use for reference sake.

More:http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080908/ap_on_re_us/recruiting_jews