Tuesday, September 9, 2008

My Neighbor Gets Tasered: One more night of fun in Port Huron, MI

This summer, it's never a dull moment around the ol' neighborhood. Oddly enough, it's pretty quiet and well-behaved place to live, but there's always some form of uniquely Port Huron entertainment going on lately. If it isn't the human Squidbillies across the street screaming, hollering, and having incredibly bad yard sales, it's the one who seems to live by selling possibly stolen and repaired bikes and lawn mowers falling off of a bike in the middle of the street while screaming at his wife.



Tonight (Or this morning. I consider it night since I hadn't sleep yet), about 1:30ish AM, Crazy J, as the lawn mower repairing dude is affectionately known ( because he's crazy), took things to a new level.



I'm not sure what exactly happened. I heard broken glass, came outside as all good homeowners do when they hear glass breaking, and saw Crazy J kind of stumble into the street while yelling something about a "cheating whore". Meanwhile, the police were rapidly approaching, with all of their lights and sirens off, because apparently they like to feel sneaky.



Soon, two more cop cars appeared, and an officer was in debate with Crazy J over whether or not he'll voluntarily stop roaming away, or if he needs to be tasered.



Eventually, it was determined he needed to be tasered, with the policeman announcing he was "being threatened" and "in danger". Damned if I know how a cranky fat guy holding a flag and walking away from you is threatening, especially when you're a cop with a gun, but I'm not a timid as a bunny cop, I'm just some idiot who was nearby and had a camera, so here's the pictures:





I have NO idea what the story is to all of this apart from what you're seeing and reading here right now. I heard lots of obscenities, a few racial words only rappers are usually allowed to use, and I heard a cop offer to taser a man again if he didn't shut up, and I saw a man taken away in a police car. Oh, and I saw a police car arriving very late on the scene with his lights ablaze, come to a screeching stop sliding around a corner purely, as far as I could tell, to be dramatic. But what started all of this...beats the fuck out of me.








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1 comment:

Boogsy*Baby said...

OMG Dankoramone, this has got to be a classic Port Huron moment! lol It's funny, but not-so-funny......but of course, I laughed hysterically when I read it. The pictures really did me in............