You're friggin kidding, right, Mitt?

A couple days ago...Aug 26th, I beleive, Mitt Romney was speaking to an audience of reporters at a lunch sponsored by the Christian Science Monitor, where he critcized Barack Obama over his noting of John McCain's many homes, and his inability to count them all.

Romney actually vomited the words that McCain deserved his houses because of the "hard work" of himself and his family.

Well, fuck me. I thought it was because he married a rich woman from a filthy rich family that he starting fucking while he was married to someone else. Maybe Romney referred to how hard McCain had to work to woo a rich woman that was reluctant to get involved with a married dude. Assuming she had a problem with adultery, that is. Or, maybe she was stoned out of her mind (she did steal drugs form her own charity, so that one's a possibility too), and that made even getting her attention a shitload of work for an ex-POW vet sorta guy like McCain.

It's gotta be something like that. Granted, it's way the hell harder for a dude to get a sugar momma than for a chick to get a sugar daddy, but it's still hard to comprehend Romney thinks marrying a rich woman equals hard work that makes McCain "deserving." Besides, she might've been a bomber bunny anyhow.

Hmmmmm.

Hey! Maybe Mitt's keyword in his speech was "family", and it was their hard work he was alluding to...maybe, Cindy McCain is/was selling those drugs she pilfered, and put the profits into real estate. Drug dealing would probably be hard work. Far easier for the wife of a senator to get away with than shifty dude in the hood, but hard work nonetheless.